Me: Hey mom? I have something to tell you...Mom: Wait! What's happening??? *Mother starts to become see-through*Me: Well, I wanted to tell you that I am transgender... So that makes you trans-"parent"
How Hard Name Changes Should Be. Frame 1: *Person wearing name tag with "Jim" on it*Frame 2:*Person took of name tag and is writing on it*Frame 3: *Person wearing name tag with "Sarah" on it*
Frame1: two people standing next to hole, and one gets an ideaFrame2: Person 2 pushes person 1 into holeFrame3: Person 1 lands on holeFrame4: Person 2 falls through ground
*person in skirt spinning* Reason #37 I am glad I came out as transgender: Skirt Twirls!
My Mother: I wish I had a daughter.Me: I am coming out as a trans woman.My Mother: (visibly upset) Hmph not like that.
Bipolar AdventuresMe: I'm feeling a bit hypomanic... I should do something productive.*two hours later*Me: I just bough 200 Beanie Babies on eBay...
*Bob the tomato and Archibald the asparagus standing next to a pickle jar with Larry the cucumber dead inside*Bob: Archibald!?! What did you do?Archibald: He wouldn't stop being so silly....